Sign Language: No Parking!
Near the fish and chips shop, a series of painted parking signs on the sidewalk caught my eye. Turns out it was the London office Wieden + Kennedy, the Portland-based ad agency that's known for super creativity. They're the agency that did the Old Spice "I'm on a horse" commercial, and the Chrysler Super Bowl "It's Halftime in America" commercial.
I guess this is what happens when you park in their spaces. An anvil will drop from above...
...they'll eat your car...
...giant tacks will flatten the wheels...
...this one I didn't get at first. I thought a chicken was laying baby cars. But yes, they are saying a pigeon will poop on your cars. See how bird cloaca really confuse me!
They will cut your car in half...
...or throw it in the trash. Or shall we say, "rubbish bin"?